Ford Bad Ass
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008
One question I have for you. Are you a pretty bad use cloth armor!? Seriously, I kid you not your clothes, there is now bullet proof! Nothing says "hardass" better than taking a shot in the chest with a pistol and not falling. Why wouldnt you go down, you ask? Simple. Because you're a bad guy. A guy really bad. One who raised the armored or bulletproof clothing and bought it. Then put it on. Then he was shot in the chest, damn. And thusly did not get off.
That's right! Bullets have become obsolete! Some punk giving you hell every time I pass a service station, but are too afraid to give you shit again? You never know who is packing these days, but now that doesn't even matter! Bulletproof clothing! Give some Sass that ass and let him tear her nine of you! He will take his shot, see that they are waterproof, and then quickly go to hell for pure shock! Or, you can take advantage of inconsistent state and start in the chest while he is absolute respect for Duditude Bad!
Linked with Dick Cheney or some other shit hunting partner can not be trusted with a firearm during more than a moment? Protect your ass badass with a pair of bullets! Think of the hilarity of someone accidentally explode your gun in her ass and her only response to his turn around and backhand them in the face! Super Badass!
Or maybe you are involved in a local uprising, caught in the crossfire in a Wal-Mart. Arent you glad you have Ahold of a bulletproof vest!? One that not only looks badass as any other leather jacket, but can also spread the attributes a superman damn!? You are damn right they are happy. You know what else you are!? A survivor!
Be a Bad Friend. An awesome dude bad, and find some clothes from bullets now! Right this very second! Stop reading! What doing!? Click a link or something and check this stuff out for God! Seriously, I'll shoot through your monitor! Oh, wait, but if you are wearing bulletproof clothing not affect you! God, what a hardass you! In his bulletproof clothes!
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